[quote=Raye_Odenu]
I am not doing an RPG in this. This is a narrative.
[/quote]

Not asking you to roll the dice for us; we can do that on our own. Just saying that competitive bullshitting isn't any fun and offering a solution.
Just take a look at the system (also my questions, please) and I think you'll find it works. Hell, I'll post an example CS if you like.