[quote=Tyki]
"unless you come bearing hookers and blow get the fuck off my porch" the man says, his voice changed to similar to charlie sheen's giving the illusion of the super star being on vacation here
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This sorta sends the man for a loop, his face showing a good deal of confusion. He pulls a slip of paper out of his pants pocket, and looks at it.
"Umm, I though some sort of trainer lived here, not some addict...." He grumbles, as he looks around, before yelling. "Sorry to bother you, but I am looking for General Delta-777, you have any idea where she is?" The man sorta yells.