[quote=solamelike]
Luckily I made everyday "Free Ice Cream Day" In France so that everyone will be happy.
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And that's why I allied with you. The French know how to please people.

[hider=Somewhat Risque History Joke] A man from Greece and a man from France are having a drink in a bar together telling stories and jokes. The Greek smiles and says to the Frenchman,
"I love my country. We invented sex."
The Frenchman nods sagely with a smile, "And I love my country. We introduced it to women."[/hider]