[quote=Vess]
What if I change my name to Ben and drown?
[/quote]

What if you change your name to Benjamin and get zapped by a keykite? 

[quote=Captain Jenno]
My name is Cpt. Captain Jennofski of Her Majesty's Captain Fleet.
[/quote]

Pleasure to serve with you on this fine vessel, Sir Cpt. Captain, Sir Cpt!