[quote=Tyki]
"you have a minute before i bring you in and we can do this the fun way" the man replies, getting out his phone and starting a stop watch as if literally timing sven's story
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"My car broke down and the mechanic was extremely hot so I started hitting on her while she was fixing my car so she was distracted leading her to screw it up, explaining the 5 hour delay." He says, extremely fast, sweating so much he is drenched. He managed to say it all in under ten seconds.