[quote=supertinyking]
"My car broke down and the mechanic was extremely hot so I started hitting on her while she was fixing my car so she was distracted leading her to screw it up, explaining the 5 hour delay." He says, extremely fast, sweating so much he is drenched. He managed to say it all in under ten seconds.
[/quote]

the man stops the stop watch and puts away his phone, before asking "did you at least get her number?" in a somewhat joking tone as the smile returns