[quote=Azarthes]
Why would anyone want to ask you a question? What makes you interesting enough for someone to wonder about your life at all?
[/quote]

Well because

I'm so mysterious 

Been here four years

Nobody knows jack shit about me other than my awful sentence structure and equally awful sense of humor

Doesn't that just give you a curious boner

Or maybe two

Like a bi-curious boner

For me