[quote=Alex]
What's the best thing to happen to you lately?
[/quote]

Y'know, I honestly have no idea. I don't know if I'm just an apathetic twat or if nothing really remarkable has happened as of late, but I'm having a lot of difficulty thinking of anything.

Can I just say something stupid and corny like "My girlfriend is the best thing to ever happen to me"

Because that'll probably get me laid you see

[quote=Alex]
Not a question but I want to say I've always liked your sandpapery humor kill bones
[/quote]

Thank you. Honestly, as long as I'm entertaining at least one person with my stupid rambling horseshit, I'm content with my time on this site.