[quote=8]
Are you actually Sherlock Holmes?
[/quote]
Yes, but I generally disguise myself as a much shorter female so that people won't suspect my real identity. (It tends to keep the fanatics away and allows me to carry on with my detective work without hinderance.) 

[quote=genghismike]
why are you still 19?
[/quote]
Time has clearly stopped. Or I'm dead. Maybe both.