[quote=idlehands]
Needs more potatoes and Krokodil.
[/quote]

So when the cannibalistic mutants descend in a screeching horde upon the heroes mech, which is stuck in a blizzard because the dumb drunk pilot took Krokodil and no one else knows how to pilot the WhiteFang67, the squirming victims discover the emergency bag of potatoes issued to all Russian military vehicles. They then sit down to a nice dinner of potatoes with the placated cannibals. Oh, and they eat the pilot too for being a drunken waster. Acceptable?