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Long story. This morning, my brother and I put out a lot, a lot of oversized flags for independence day. The ground was hard, which made it difficult to hammer them in, and they ended up being crooked. Long story short, my mom made us do that because our dad didn't do it last night, so when he got home, Rhett and I had to pull all of them up, while our dad hammered them in, and finished in a tenth of the time it took us. I thanked my dad, and I can't tell if it was actually there or not, but it felt like he was disappointed that we couldn't get the flags straight or spaced correctly (which anyone who knows me knows that I have no sense of distance). Afterwards, I tried to talk to her about it and she turned it around at me as always. I've even tried to tell her before how I can't ever talk to her because she turns anything serious hostile towards me, and she turned around and made me the bad guy then too. I'd probably spend more time with them if I didn't feel that anything I say would be used against me.
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Did they read you your Miranda Rights when you were born?