[quote=Freeshooter92]
WHO NEEDS NINJAS WHEN YOU HAVE DRAGONRIDER BATMAN?! WITH AN AXE!
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I always feel bad when I play games like FE: Awakening or Mass Effect that lets me have relations with my self-insert. It always ends with me completely ignoring romance and just broing it up with pepes like Chrom, Garrus, and Wrex. And Grunt, because Everybody loves Grunt.