Oh my god there's a hurricane?! 

AND IT'S NAME IS ARTHUR?! 

Wow, this is like the first time I've heard of this. This is why I need to at least read the news more than once a month. 

Well, I think England's kind of pissed that he's never been invited for the party. After all, he was part of the reason why America became independent anyway, so he should get at least some credit, now.

Good thing I live too far north of the east coast. Canada will protect me.