Serana grinned at the message Thalen spoke through the intercom. [B]"Aw yeah! Let's get this party started!"[/b] She exclaimed happily, then took over the intercom. 

[b]"Dear passengers, this is your co-pilot. For 'helping' out this other ship, let me remind you to take along the basic things everyone needs in a situation like this. 
Here goes: [u]Armor[/u], [u]weapons[/u], It's the best thing for both of us if you take both a [u]melee weapon[/u] and a [u]long range weapon[/u] with you, it gives us more chance to eat cake afterwards. 
Perhaps a bit of [u]spare food[/u], an [u]oxygen mask,[/u] or a whatever-the-hell-you-breathe-mask. Furthermore you will need your [u]instincts[/u], a bit of [u]fighting technique[/u], [u]brains[/u] or whatever-you-have-in-your-body-that-acts-as-brains, most likely a bit of smarts, which is included in the brains part though not all brains include that, [u]confetti[/u], a piece of [u]cake[/u] which will be available in the galley. 
Also, it would be advised that you protect any loose hanging genitals with armor or take them off and leave them here. Just to be on the safe side, I'm not gonna take care of that stuff."[/b] Serana said. 

[b]"Oh, don't forget the confetti and make sure you all have some [u]pink dye[/u] and a [u]paintbrush[/u] on you for if I run out." [/b]She added as an afterthought, then sat back and gave Thalen an innocent, happy smile.
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