[quote=Rupdeus]
I could spawn a Balrog...
[/quote]

*Hasn't read the LotR books nor the movies*

Wait, wait, wait, you mean that you could summon that lunchbox/toaster/bar of soap thing from Cave Story that looks like-

*Looks up an image*

Oh, nevermind, it is an actual thing in the LotR series...that actually looks rather menacing...
[img=http://s15.postimg.org/kj6szga6z/image.jpg]

I thought you meant this thing...
[img=http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120319161847/c__/cavestory/images/2/2b/Balrog!.png]