[quote=Cpt Toellner]
Annual firework run: $235.00Case of beer: $12.00Getting to indulge in the guilty pleasure of blowing shit up: Priceless.
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Go to a traditional Russian wedding if you get a chance. They just take dynamite and blow shit up for no reason. Later on, the groom has to shoot a rifle a bunch of times in order to prove he's worthy of marrying the bride. It's a real blast (no pun intended).