[img]http://31.media.tumblr.com/9e4ba48f0ce23406341cfc6d9e10d502/tumblr_n84yjd9cql1rtz922o1_250.gif[/img]
This is probably how the rest of the world portrays Americans on the 4th of July. 

Are we scaring the others? Is that why none of them are participating in this? If so, I blame Zach.