[quote=Xaltwind]The point being, don't underestimate muppets! On my list of scary shit, they're fairly high up... Still no match for clowns though.[/quote]
I KNOW RIGHT!?

Imagine a Nui muppet. That is somehow able to devour absolutely anything, just om-nom-nomming away, intending to have started with me if I hadn't turned her to face something else. Bedsheets? Gone. The admittedly kinda-goofy vampire in my dream? Gone. The entire bed? Fucking gone!
^[i]that[/i] is what woke up me at 5AM this morning