Creature: Nejiron
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Bullshit Justification: Nejiron are what happens when a human, and a goron mate.(God help you if you rule 34 Goron) There only real reason to do anything is to warn you of the dangers of cross breeding, and why some races should never mate, or else horrible abominations like it are made. They speak like pirates, and in there free time, when not murdering things, and warning others of how horrible there parents was, they snort Snow like it was a drug.