[quote=Legend]
*Coughs*I've been in a desert too long. I'm still as awesome as before, but I've gotten a little bit soft.
[/quote]

*Lays you down*
O-oh Celestia, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you...
*Wipes my tears off of your face, then my own*
Sorry you had to see that... And feel it.