As I said, just to reference the pun. XD It could be that the dress is so dazzling that it makes the opponent stop and stare a bit too long. XD

Does that mean that you're the sanest one in here? XD

To think than Mercedes is female...XD I always thought Andre's crossbow was some sort of bowgun because of Mercedes, actually. XD

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Torture Dante and make him Lightning? Or do it to the more willing Andre or Evie and mess him up more by making him Serah? XD Then again, Dante can be tortured to be Fang (the sexy Dragoon in blue) as well...but he'll have to fight for it with Cisrian. :P Evie as Vanille would be pure agony, but not exactly unattractive. This is your chance to have either Mira, Evie or Selena in pants! XD

Emmeryn is a slightly better fit than Lissa for Selena, if you want a sibling character. Overall though, Maribelle fits both Andre and Selena the best. XD Want to make Mira crazy? Tharja might also be a good choice. XD