Suuuuure ok..
"Oh sorry France I just signed off this land you own. Don't worry I will make it up for you."
"Oh France I accidentally traded Canada for a life time supply of dehydrated water don't worry though"
"France im sorry but I maxed your credit cards"
"Hi im sorry but this isn't working out im taking the kids and going to my mothers.."

Why cant France just have one good relationship :'(