Blake: Wonders of being the seme! I get to hav-
Chrys: Here's another wonder for you! NO ONE FUCKING CARES! RAAAAAAAAAH! 
Blake: Shit! SHIT! *dials number*

Hibiki: Hello? Onii-chan?
Blake: Waaaaaaah! HELP ME! DO SOMETHING!?
Hibiki: *hangs up* Let's go get breakfast! FOOD!!
Blake: Ah! Ro0d. UH-OH. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NOT THE CHAIR! 

This is why we never piss off Chrys. Give him a gun, and it's WWIII