*There's a moment of silence. Then the door is kicked down, and you see what appears to be an incredibly angry midget with a chainsaw.*
Mystery Midget: You prick!
*The midget throws the chainsaw, which has been modded to remain active in flight, and it hits the man in the chest, the mation quickly turning his insides into outsides, as his body spasms, pieces of body flying all over*
Mystery Midget: F*cking hospitality nowadays.