[quote=thewizardguy]
*There's a moment of silence. Then the door is kicked down, and you see what appears to be an incredibly angry midget with a chainsaw.*Mystery Midget: You prick!*The midget throws the chainsaw, which has been modded to remain active in flight, and it hits the man in the chest, the mation quickly turning his insides into outsides, as his body spasms, pieces of body flying all over*Mystery Midget: F*cking hospitality nowadays.
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He takes the chain saw oddly well and pulls it out.
"Huh well you learn something new everyday." He says before aiming at the Midget.
"Who are you and what are you doing here?" He asks.