[quote=thewizardguy]
*The midget walks up, sighing*Mystery Miget: Just shut up and put that thing away before you hurt someone. I mean, really. Children shouldn't play with guns.*The midget leans against the wall, and lights a cigarette. He has a heavy Texan accent, which is strange, as in this universe texas does not, in fact, exist.*
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The figure holsters his gun.
"And how old are you?" He asks. He takes a mental note of the accent while looking the little man over.