Derp and Soldier were chilling at their hotel in England, listening to whatever radio station. They had recently went to Englad to get away from their problems back home, but while there a zombie virus ran ramped across the earth. The infection had been going on for 1 month now, it was still a bit chaotic with cars driving by and people screaming for help. But our 2 heroes were perfectly safe, for the time being that is, I mean who's ever 100% safe in a-... Anyway, supplies were dwindling, and it wasn't quite nightfall yet, so they could still go out and search. They have 3 places in mind, The Gas Station, rather close by. A Drugstore, around 2 miles down the road, or a Mini Mall, 10 miles away.

Soldier was fine with which ever, but Derp was the one thinking here... Until he finally said: ...

Derp: Frying Pan
Soldier: Pint Sized Bat