Good mornings happen at 12:01am when your best friend is still filled to the cap with white goodness. You know something's wrong when you're looking at cough syrup and wanting to mythbust the shit out of Flaming Moes.

Throw that survey this way, share the q's so we can cross your t's and dot your eyes. No one will know... except Max Payne, maybe.

Edit: Vendel is scary.