Hm. no dad. no mom. TONS OF CHILDREN. nO cOOk. TONS OF CHILDREN. no david tenant.
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This is problematic. but the plot sounds very humurous. So oddly enough, i approve...
I suppose i could fill one... or more... of these roles... thoughts?

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