[quote=TimasheTiger]
Ursa...the fuck did I just read?I feel like that deserves at least...3 points...
[/quote]

You read the beginning scene from the newest blockbuster thriller from Major Ursa [b][u]Rock - Paper - Scissors [/b][/u]

[img=http://images.g4tv.com/ImageDb3/298875_S/rock-paper-scissors-the-movie.jpg]

or if you prefer 

[img=http://wordspictureshumor.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/rps-poster.jpg?w=500]