[quote=The Nexerus]
Why does nothing else compare to it? Why is it so spectacular? These are the real questions mankind should be asking.
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It's because you have a western cuisine palate. Usually anything that's cooked in a way the displaces a product's water with oil is what's going to tickle your pickle.
The breading tends to have salt in it too. So salty, greasy chicken = typical modern, western palate bar food

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