[quote=Major Ursa]
NPC vampire teacher to the rescue...maybe? Then, initiate the assembly on bullying, the very next day...>.> 
Cat fight in some sort of kiddy tub filled with jelly, the men will be watching at drooling hungrily...the jelly looks tasty.
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omg, that'd be hilarious watching like Orcs and junk just roll their eyes at getting told not to pick on others. "What are we, five years old??" Also make sure its raspberry jelly! Or grape will do ~