[quote=Berzie]
omg, that'd be hilarious watching like Orcs and junk just roll their eyes at getting told not to pick on others. "What are we, five years old??" Also make sure its raspberry jelly!
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For the assembly, there should be the one very over emotional teacher whose super sad about the 'children' fighting, the one teacher who thinks they'll all end up becoming delinquents, another teacher whose so obviously reading a scripted speech, and the one teacher who tries to be 'hip' in order to appeal to the teens.

[quote=Completlie]
Ok, but cat fighting...in jelly...How do they even...
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Make it a charity event, $20 to watch, with 70-90% of proceeds going to ___. If anyone objects, they're basically going to end up halting the donations to ___.