Now repeat after me, deadpixel-kun, "This is my nickname. There are many like it but this one is mine. My nickname is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My nickname, without me, is useless. Without my nickname, I am useless. I must nickname faster than my enemy who is trying to nickname me. I must nickname him before he nicknames me. I will..." so on and so forth, you get the idea. Hah.

Edit: But I thought friendship was magic or something...

Edit2: I'm what now? Hah.