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[centre]Congratulations! You are the 100th customer![/centre]
[centre]You can choose between our great gifts. With them being:[/centre]
[centre]Buy 4 Duck toilet cleaners at the Price of 5!!! Crazy deal![/centre]
[centre]Get a coupon of 20$ which you can only spend in our shop and only buy the crappy liquorice no one wants[/centre]
[centre]Get a FREE ticket to Hawaii for 1,000$, price of surgery in case of shark attacks NOT included[/centre]
[centre]Buy everything at our store at standard prices for one week instead of the skyhigh everyday prices[/centre]
[centre]Or you can get a Steam Gift card of 100$! But only if you bring us your computer in case a mysterious virus appears and pay us 1000$ to get it fixed. Or 1000000$ to get it fixed within the year.[/centre]