[quote=Legend]
Okay then.*Walks down there, waving my arms*Hey! You couldn't kill a gnat, you big lug!
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*he's a Celestia-sized alicorn, about as tall as Techi* Do you see me as some kind of giant? There must be some problem with your vision. Let me fix that. *her eyes suddenly become extremely blurry, and she has bad depth perception*
[quote=Valiance]
*When he starts chuckling, he instantly feels as though his uvula just got hit by fifty trains at full speed*
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-Svár- Ooh, that's a new feeling. Let me add that to my list. Would you like to try? *applies the feeling not to the illusion, but to the source: Ridge*