I'll try to get a post up soon, but it's really late right now, so I might not finish it today.

EDIT: Post is up. It turns out that fun and games isn't always fun and games.

EDIT2: For those who want a bit of information on where they find themselves: when the players recover from the pain they'll find themselves to be inside what looks like an abandoned temple. Lauren appeared in the main room, behind an altar, but there are other rooms and hallways that the players can wake up in. The doors leading to the outside of the temple are locked. There are open windows in the main room, but they're high up and unreachable. They'll wake up wearing basic armor for their class, and a basic weapon will be either on their person or nearby.