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[b]An article in a satirical Dutch newspaper reads as follows,[/b][/center]

In response to Austria's 'reveal' of what Vienna is now calling the "Eurus Pact", the government of the Netherlands would like to publicly release a document that has been made available to the government of the Kingdom of the Netherlands only a short time ago. The document was spotted in a bottle floating at sea in the Mediterranean by a Dutch merchant vessel, who was able to be in the Mediterranean without issue on account of the fact that the navy of the Ottoman Empire is woefully incompetent, miniscule, and overall completely incapable of enforcing an effective blockade. The contents of the document, which is not stamped or signed by any power, but that the Dutch government somehow believes still displays the tyranny and oppression of the Ottoman and Austrian empires, is thus;

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The Agreement of Eurus

Article I: The Kingdom of Prussia, Russian Empire, Kingdom of Italy, Kingdom of Greece and the Kingdom of the Netherlands shall transfer sovereignty of their territory as is prescribed by the following map:

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Article II: The Kingdom of the Netherlands shall relinquish all claims to Belgian territory and publically apologise for the murder of Belgian people and the hindrance of their stable growth for many years to come.

Article III. The Kingdom of Prussia shall hereby surrender its status in the German Confederation to the Austrian Empire in perpetuity, including its votes in the Federal Diet, and shall withdraw itself from the German Confederation entirely.

Article IV. The Russian Empire shall hereby endeavour to increase the status of all Muslim peoples living within its borders, and shall guarantee the existing autonomy of all Central Asian Khanates.

Article V. The Kingdom of Prussia shall hereby offer in indemnities £400 to the Ottoman Empire, and the Kingdom of Prussia shall hereby offer in indemnities £800 to the Austrian Empire.

Article VI. The signing parties of this treaty shall hereby enter into a mutual defensive pact, which shall be known as the "Eurus Pact", and shall be respected by all signed parties as an instrument to guarantee peace among the signing powers.
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