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A green 1975 AMC Gremlin slowly pulls into the parking lot containing a redheaded teen and an older woman with cat eye glasses and graying hair.

“But mom this place smells weird and there are probably ticks.”

“That's enough young man, you need this on your collage application, and don't forget to take the inflatable cushion.”

“I'm not taking the cushion, people think I am a dork enough as it is. I just wish I could have brought my Colecovision with me.”

“You're taking the cushion, all that's going to be there to sit on are rocks and dirt and I'm not having you get a sore tuchas.”

Reluctantly yielding to his mother, Seamus grabs the inflatable doughnut cushion, and reaching into the backseat gets his backpack and purple Samsonite suitcase. [img]http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTIwMVgxNjAw/z/xEwAAOxyO2dRi949/$(KGrHqF,!rkFE3Dzef7pBRi949BoUQ~~60_35.JPG[/img] As he begins to leave the car, he hears his mother's heavily Staten Island accented voice.

“You're not leaving this car until you give me a hug and a kiss.”

“MOM, you are embarrassing me!”

“Don't be a putz, and kiss you're mother.”

“Ah the humiliation.”

Sheepishly Seamus gets out of the car after giving his mother a hug and a kiss on the cheek. Cautiously looking around the parking lot to make sure nobody saw him.

“Damn, this place looks like some thing that the Son of Sam would frequent.”