Siren
You have won the hearts of many, but let's face it, you play the field a bit. You are a little bit selfish and a bit of a control freak, but dang! You are insanely attractive. The ocean is the place you love most. Everything about it is alluring. Maybe it drew you in the same way you draw others in.

How the fuck? 

You know what
whatever
8 do you want to make out in front of sailors so they jump in and we can eat them or some shit?