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EDIT: OH GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT POOR BIDOOF! He's so...battle-hardened!
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Imagine a big-ass grumpy guard [S]beaver[/S]dog that has bit the hell out of more than a few home invaders and a few fellow dogs[S]Pokemon[/S] that annoyed him.

Ye.