So with my real name I got "70 years of pussy, money, weed". 

Replacing my first name with "Kaga" (which most of my friends call me IRL, anyway) I hoped to get a better result but instead got "Nothin' but pussy, money, weed".

So out of curiosity I tried "Kaga 'M Ine" and got "Nothin' but being depressed". 

Well then.