[quote=rpg101]
You're depressed without that pussy, money, and weed. Also, why are you called Kaga in real life? Does it have something to do with your real name?
[/quote]

Not at all. 

It started as an online name and when friends that I saw online and IRL started calling me that even when we weren't online, it spread to other friends that never initially met me under such a name. Eventually I got so used to the name that I just preferred that people call me that.