"Well Wallace, buddy ole pal, I was so sick of us hanging out in your mom's uterus that I thought we'd try somewhere a little nicer," said Chad with a smirk. "Besides, how often is it that you get to spend the night in an abandoned hospital?" 

Turning to Jackie, Chad wanted to tell her that he believed strongly she shouldn't be let near a car, but then he always found it hard to be mean to girls. Instead he cocked a smile, "you sure did girly, you sure did. Just remember the car in front can't see shit when you've got your full beams on from about two yards away." 

Chad looked at his "army" as it started to assemble. It was quite a varied group, and though he was not close friends with all of them, he knew most of their names. Word must've got out pretty quickly after he had made a few initial calls about tonight's plans. 

"Alright, last one inside is a raging gay lord!" Chad said with emphasised stupidity, and then leaped one of the concrete blocks and made a sprint for what he thought was the hospital's lobby.