[quote=Ampharos]
I only speak American. I think we've been over this.
[/quote]

"My vocabulary is limited to the colloquial. I would kindly ask you to remember previous conversation where you quoted an exotic tongue and I was totally unable to comprehend you. I recognize now you are in fact speaking English and apologize for the misunderstanding wherein you mistakenly assumed that my insistence on "American" was indicative of my preference for English, and not my preference for simpler words/Anglo Saxon vocabulary. I deeply regret any discomfort this has caused you." 

Perhaps you should send your posts to an adult for approval before making them.