IT: Hey, just because he's there doesn't mean you get to try and seduce him! 
Leonard: *holding cup of booze* ...Kampai *downs entire pint in under the course of 15 seconds*
IT: ...God dammit Leonard.

Toridus: Well, ya see, as a marine, I get the absolutely amazing privilege to decide what Justice IS. Which is extremely abuseable and outright unconstitutional, but really, the Marines haven't cared for years. My defintion of justice is:...its uh....its kinda like a...you ever had that feeling where your arm goes numb and you can't feel it? Its kinda like that.
IT: Ya know, sometimes, I miss having Toridus be a not marine...
Toridus: But I'm cooler now! I got this neat coat and everything!
IT: By the way, I think Phil stole your pants.
Toridus: ...Real men don't need pants. I got nothing to hide.