[quote=natsumehack]
Cut the ties.
[/quote]

I have, to a degree. I rarely speak to my mother anymore, but my friend's all thought it was hilarious, so they spread it around like wildfire. It's become mimetic in my friend group IRL, and it's kinda' hard to go for long periods of time without being reminded of it.

[quote=idlehands]
As someone who is the child of addicts, I feel for you. It's never easy and certainly not when a story like that goes viral. It is hilarious until you realize that person in the story has family who are going to suffer for her indiscretions. I hope her arrest was a wake up call for her to get help with her addiction.
[/quote] I appreciate the sympathy. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't hoping for some commiseration when I posted this. Unfortunately, she's still off gallivanting in her own crack-addled world. Only now, she's doing it in Florida. (I think)