[i][b]--Tangaroa & Sweet Dee--[/b][/i]

"What are we going to do today, you ask?" Tangaroa ask her small, brown companion, a huge grin on her face.

The living fossil replied with a blank stare glowing stare.

The energetic blue feline jumped on top of a stump, taking advantage of the scenery to increase the efficiency of the her speech. "What we do every day, my dedicated, Sweet Dee!" she paused, a quite dramatic pause indeed. She jumped down, dropping inches intimidating her Kabuto companion to the point of paralysis... Or maybe it just didn't react, hard to tell with this Pokemon. After a deep breath, she continued, "Were gonna take over the world!"

"..."

"Tough crowd, but you do have a rapier wit as always, Dee! It's not the world, it's this village, and to do that, we need to evolve!" She was panting with anticipation-- she always did when she talked about besting the alpha. "I guess you don't actually need to evolve, you're like a million years old! You're obviously my tried and true supporter in my coup-- It'll make momma so proud."
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Her training method consisted of using her attacks on trees, needless to say the experience gain was minimal, if that. Her broken claws ached as she stopped, "Hey, Sweet Dee, let's go to the nest, we need to re-work leveling up..."

"..."

"Yeah, you did good too, thanks. You know, maybe we should ask someone who's actually done it how it works?"

"..."

"Yes, let's go!"