@Halvtand;
-Pfft, turd-country. It's much better to live in a gnome than a turd :p
-Scania [i]was [/i] originally danish, so that'd explain the weirdness.
-Awesome with the Kung Fu; I didn't know that!
-Four different hair colors, huh? I only have three; brown, red and gray ('cause my family goes gray before they turn thirty).
-History is the only class I've ever gotten less than perfect grades in (well, it was meshed with social studies and religion (I have no idea what happened at Wall Street))
-I never claimed that Axel (my axolotl) was adorable; he is the ugliest pet ever.

@Pasta;
-We invented lots of shit and then sold it to other countries 'cause the danish goverment is made of whimps.
-Awesome. The only bad thing about 1992 for a Dane is the fact that it was the year we won the European Football Tournament and every time I mention my birth year, people remind me of that fact. And I hate football (soccer).
-Video games are the shit.
-Huh. That's pretty fast reading right there.
-Won't mention the shoes. I use a size 7 (had to google it) women's shoe.
-My sister in law can touch her nose with her tongue, too! She can also fold her socks with her toes...

@Rex;
-Italian food is awesome.
-Jeesh, you're just a kid :p
-I actually [i]do[/i] speak (and read) Japanese. Can't really write it, though.
-Unicorns are awesome.