KNACK KNACK MOTHERFUCKERS! IMA FUCKIN KIEEEL YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!

‘WAIT WHAT THE FUCK AAAAAAAH-‘ Oh. That was the door. We knew that, right? Oh. Yeah, we did. Sonya looked towards the door, to see a woman come in. ‘Oh, so there’s women now? Dang. That’s a step up.’ She thought, giggling a bit. 

[b]"Good morning everyone. I am Hikaru Ami, and I am your school's Nurse. Please call me Nurse Ami,"[/b]

Bitch please. You asking for respect? Nope. Nup. Get the fuck out of here right now, if you’re going that far. Like, seriously. For srs. No, really, what are you doing here, I bet there’s like five people waiting in the infirmary.

[b]"I am here to represent the school's doctor. He is running late because he has to take care of a few things in one of the local hospitals."[/b]

Um….what? Why is he in the local hospitals? I bet he’s going to walk right in just now-

KNOCK

[b]“So this is the school's doctor. I will leave the explaining to him,"[/b]

I FUCKING KNEW IT, I CALLED IT, SHIT, MAN. Now there’s gonna be a twin brother randomly that works at the school too.

[b]"Hello class. My name is Itsuki Taki, and you can call me Dr. Itsuki. I will be here on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. However, Nurse Ami will always be present. If any of you feel sick, or have any injuries that need to be treated, you are free to come and visit us in the infirmary. Currently, we are on the third floor. The infirmary is located one floor below, which is the second floor."[/b]

So Tuesdays and Thursdays he’s acting as the twin brother to get twice the money, obvious. I mean, come on. If these predictions are right, Sonya is the greatest most badass fucking predictor in the fucking multiverse, fuckers. Yeah.

Oh look, Mr. Sausage Fest was writing on the board.

[i]Assignment: Due tomorrow during homeroom period
On a short bond paper, write an essay about your summer vacation. Write a minimum of 20 sentences.
You can pick any title for your essay.[/i]

So I'm going to have to write for about 20 minutes, yeah? Kay. I can do that everyday. Son, don't be actin' like I'm not 30 deep up in this piece. Twilight come up and we crush em'!

Anywhoozies,

[b]Okay, now that we are done with the orientation, we will head to the next class. Thank you for listening, and have a good week,"[/b]

FUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BOOOOOOOYIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[b]"This will be your assignment. And with that, class is dismissed. Enjoy your recess break. Please return to the classroom by 9:45, which is fifteen minutes from now."[/b]

Fifteen minutes.

Okay.

Sonya got up and, a bit [i]swaggily[/I], walked out the door. She got that vercase on, dem sunglasses, I be poppin' bottles at the club with this outfit, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang. I mean, what. She looked around, and decided to wait for someone to actually talk to. But there wasn't many people. I mean, fuck, guys. WALK OUT THE DOOR YOU BITCHES!

NO?

okay...